Wednesday, February 1, 2012


Snooki is pregnant. 

I rest my case.

Where's a vat of tequila when you need one?


  1. Are you freaking kidding me?! This can't be true. It just can't. Ugh. I'll find the tequila, you find the vat.

  2. I used to say to my RE "should i do some crack? because then i would be skinny AND pregnant."

    I'm certain he thought I was joking, but I guarantee that if it would work, I would do it.

    I never asked if I should get a boob job, fake tan, and dip myself in cosmetics.

  3. 1. I totally agree with you;
    2. I think I need to scrub my eyes; and
    3. If you shine a flashlight on her at night (when she's sifting through your garbage can looking for spray tan) do her eyes reflect the light?

  4. She says she's not pregnant!

    On a side note, I have decided meth is a fertility drug...

  5. No fucking way. I'm spitting hate all over this.

    I also did some quick internet research and it looks like she's denying it. Either way, I don't like it.

  6. Really?

    Who's the dad?

    This is weird.