Three women on a mission to get knocked up
Are you freaking kidding me?! This can't be true. It just can't. Ugh. I'll find the tequila, you find the vat.
I used to say to my RE "should i do some crack? because then i would be skinny AND pregnant."I'm certain he thought I was joking, but I guarantee that if it would work, I would do it.I never asked if I should get a boob job, fake tan, and dip myself in cosmetics.
1. I totally agree with you;2. I think I need to scrub my eyes; and3. If you shine a flashlight on her at night (when she's sifting through your garbage can looking for spray tan) do her eyes reflect the light?
She says she's not pregnant!On a side note, I have decided meth is a fertility drug...
No fucking way. I'm spitting hate all over this.I also did some quick internet research and it looks like she's denying it. Either way, I don't like it.
Really? Who's the dad? This is weird.
Are you freaking kidding me?! This can't be true. It just can't. Ugh. I'll find the tequila, you find the vat.
ReplyDeleteI used to say to my RE "should i do some crack? because then i would be skinny AND pregnant."
ReplyDeleteI'm certain he thought I was joking, but I guarantee that if it would work, I would do it.
I never asked if I should get a boob job, fake tan, and dip myself in cosmetics.
1. I totally agree with you;
ReplyDelete2. I think I need to scrub my eyes; and
3. If you shine a flashlight on her at night (when she's sifting through your garbage can looking for spray tan) do her eyes reflect the light?
She says she's not pregnant!
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I have decided meth is a fertility drug...
No fucking way. I'm spitting hate all over this.
ReplyDeleteI also did some quick internet research and it looks like she's denying it. Either way, I don't like it.
Really?
ReplyDeleteWho's the dad?
This is weird.